The thesis
Most geometric primitives used in engineering (cylinder, sphere, torus) were selected because they're easy to parameterize, easy to machine, and have closed-form contact solutions. None of those reasons is about physical performance under load. They're about computational and manufacturing convenience.
The oloid — a 1929 shape constructed from two perpendicular circles of equal radius with the shared tangent line — doesn't look like the kind of thing you'd pick for a bearing. But when you feed it through the oracle stack, it outperforms cylinders by 58-68× on shared physics dimensions: more even contact distribution, lower peak Hertz stress, lower thermal gradient at the contact line, slower wear progression.
The interesting claim isn't just "the oloid is good." It's that we've been picking engineering primitives for the wrong reasons and that a systematic shape-classification framework based on physical invariants would produce very different defaults.