Press · Media Kit

For the press.

Logos, headshots, bios, project one-liners, sample interview topics, and pull quotes. Everything a journalist, podcast host, or event organizer needs to cover the work without writing to ask for assets first.

Brand assets

Logos.

SVG vectors. Use the light variant on dark backgrounds, the dark variant on light backgrounds, and the mark-only when the wordmark won’t fit. Maintain at least 16px of clear space around the logo at all sizes.

Photography

Headshots and editorial photos.

High-resolution JPGs. Photo credit not required for editorial use; if including a credit line use “photo: Vincent Wesley Couey” or the photographer’s name when applicable.

Copy-paste bios

Bios at two lengths.

Pre-written for press, podcast intros, and event programs. Long-form 500-word bio available on the about page.

Short — 50 words
47 words

Vincent Wesley Couey is an independent researcher and builder based in Toledo, Ohio. He operates a multi-domain research program (Substrate Geometry in physics, hERG QSAR in chemistry, BionicSubstrate in bionic vision) under one pre-commit + cascade methodology, alongside a portfolio of open consumer tools and commercial software.

Medium — 150 words
108 words

Vincent Wesley Couey is an independent researcher and builder based in Toledo, Ohio. He operates a three-domain research program — Substrate Geometry (computational rolling-contact mechanics in physics), hERG QSAR (architecture-specific failure modes in chemoinformatics, with regulatory-science implications for psychedelic-medicine pre-IND review), and BionicSubstrate (multi-oracle methodology transfer to retinal electrode arrays) — operationalizing a single pre-commit + cascade + amendment-of-record discipline across substantively different scientific domains. Alongside the research program, he builds open consumer tools (OmniRx pharmacy intelligence, Hekhal mystical reference) and commercial software (HelpWin, LaunchKits, BrainBoot, FLIP ENGINE). His central thesis is that the same methodology can produce substantive contribution across philosophical substrates rather than requiring domain-specific apprenticeship.

Project one-liners

Each project in a single sentence.

For when an article needs to mention what Vincent works on without doing a full project tour. Drop these in as parenthetical descriptions.

Substrate Geometry

Computational rolling-contact mechanics; four arXiv preprints including the first openly verified Gömböc construction and a thirteen-member verified catalog of mono-monostatic bodies; Stachel endorsement.

hERG QSAR Research Program

Architecture-specific failure modes in three production hERG QSAR services applied to psychedelic-class compounds; regulatory-science implications for pre-IND cardiac safety triage under the April 2026 Psychedelic Executive Order.

BionicSubstrate

Multi-oracle parametric methodology transfer to retinal electrode array design; methodology transfer from rigid-body shape classification to bionic vision; targeting the open-source Palanker + Beyeler retinal-prosthesis ecosystem.

OmniRx

Free consumer pharmacy intelligence; drug interaction checker, patient assistance program finder, insurance formulary comparison; built for healthcare-cost-disadvantaged patients.

Hekhal

Open, ad-free public reference for the world's mystical and contemplative traditions across cultures, under a three-tier editorial law (canonical / reception / containment).

HelpWin

B2B SaaS for local service businesses; twelve Cloudflare Workers, adaptive scheduling, integrated payments and diagnostics; pre-launch.

LaunchKits

Composable business-operations library with eleven industry packages, three free cores, and a Clearwater diagnostic pipeline; live at launchkits.dev.

BrainBoot

Cognitive engineering marketplace; four-tier hierarchy (prompts / brains / blueprints / circuits) with typed I/O and invariants; live at brainboot.dev.

For interviewers and event organizers

Topics Vincent is prepared to discuss.

Six topic-angles with pre-considered framings. Mix and match to fit your audience or pitch a new angle entirely.

Independent research as a viable mode

Operating a research program without institutional affiliation. What the trade-offs are, why it can produce work universities can't, what the cost structure looks like, and how to land endorsements as an outsider.

Cross-domain methodology transfer

The same pre-commit + cascade discipline operating in physics, chemistry, and bionic vision. Why methodology generalizes when the substrate doesn't. What "instances of the engine" actually means in practice.

Psychedelic-medicine cardiac safety

The hERG QSAR data infrastructure that pre-IND triage depends on, and why it's systematically thin for psychedelic-class compounds under the April 2026 Executive Order. The DMX-1001 / noribogaine case study.

Open data discipline in regulatory science

Pre-registration, audit-trail hash chains, amendment-of-record discipline as methodology — and why they're load-bearing for credible computational research when the result is going to inform regulatory decisions.

The polymath portfolio problem

How to run fourteen-plus projects without diluting any of them, and what the methodology contribution looks like when it ties the portfolio together rather than appearing as a project alongside the others.

Bionic vision methodology transfer

Why the dominant retinal-prosthesis lab is doing single-axis parameter sweeps in 2026, what the methodology gap looks like once compute is no longer the constraint, and what multi-oracle shape classification can surface that single-axis sweeps cannot.

Quotes you can use

Pre-written pull quotes.

Attributable to Vincent. Use as-is or as starting points; reach out via the press form if you want a fresh quote on a specific angle.

"The architectures fail on psychedelic-class compounds in part because the training data does not cover the compound class."

— Vincent Wesley Couey

"Same engine, different substrate. The methodology generalizes; that's the actual contribution."

— Vincent Wesley Couey

"Pre-commit before execution. Cascade for plausible failure modes. Amendment-of-record when reality requires refinement. Audit-trail hash chain across every phase. Repeat for every domain you touch."

— Vincent Wesley Couey

"The data infrastructure that QSAR triage depends on is systematically thinner than the computational tooling literature implies."

— Vincent Wesley Couey

"Independent research is not the cheap path or the romantic path. It's the path where the methodology has to be load-bearing because nothing else is."

— Vincent Wesley Couey

Press contact

Direct line for journalists, podcast hosts, and event organizers.

Use the structured press form for outlet + format + angle + deadline routing, or email directly if you have a deadline today.